Dollar General sells alcohol? WTH

My 17 month old and I went to Dollar General for much needed cheap fingernail polish. We walked in and right at the front to the left was a collection of dranky drank (alcohol) lined up on multiple shelves. I was like, damn, if I wasn’t on a low calorie diet

I originally lived in Texas, a very conservative state, or as I would call it, hypocrite station.¬†Texas alcohol is not served in Dollar General. In California, it’s serve every where. I’m surprised alcohol ain’t sold at Planned Parenthood because you can get the dranky drank ANYWHERE. #beingsillyashell

Internet Marketing Stole the Virgin’s Panties…GONE!

Back in the day, but not that long ago,

I was scammed multiple times by marketing schemes and was caught off guard with the gravity of persuasiveness within the article’s content. Expert internet marketers pay professionals to write premium content that can seduce a rigid virgin out of her panties after reading one or two paragraphs. Then after spending the money you’re screwed with smelly stained drawers and a curious look on your face. They make so many promises and make them sound soooooo great, and some, including me, just fall for it every time.

When I was first getting to feel my way around the internet in college, my motto was: fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me again, maybe third time is a charm! It sounded like some kind of gambling addiction. I knew there was a significant risk in marketing opportunities, but I always felt like the next time would be the one. Of course you live and you learn from your mistakes, and as you can tell I was an idiot on many occasions. I was single, in college, and could do what I wanted so throwing away a little money here and there was no big deal.

However, 31 years old, a baby, a husband, a doctorate program, and thousands of miles away from the republican and female oppressive state of Texas, there is no way in hell on earth I will throw away any money on these ratchet azz scams. And when someone says something is free, you better believe you will be giving up something whether it be an email address, a date of birth, your name, SOMETHING. Nothing is ever free.