DONALD TRUMP A FRAUD? WHO KNEW?

Lets all act surprised that Donald Trump aka Trumpy has been denounced as a fraud! Even the starved animal taken hostage on his head is fraudulent!!! According to wherever I came across this information, Trumpy is involved in a scheme called Trump’s University that lures impressionable and desperate people into paying thousands of dollars for the secret’s to Trump’s success. When I actually think about this scheme, I just wonder how idiotic one would have to be associating with Trumpy in the first place. Yes he has made a lot of money, but he has also damaged his brand by acting like a republican buffoon (No offense Republicans) on national television.

“I have a guy who went down to Hawaii and they can prove Obama is not a US citizen.”

Interviewer: Okay, where is the proof?

“I haven’t received word just yet, but rest assure I will have something extremely important to report tomorrow.”

Trumpy lost all respect when he started pulling lies out of his lower cavity just to prove a malicious rumor that Obama was more likely “the other” instead of our President.  And from personal experience pathological liars are capable of anything! Is Trumpy a Fraud? Hell yeah, and then some!

Internet Marketing Stole the Virgin’s Panties…GONE!

Back in the day, but not that long ago,

I was scammed multiple times by marketing schemes and was caught off guard with the gravity of persuasiveness within the article’s content. Expert internet marketers pay professionals to write premium content that can seduce a rigid virgin out of her panties after reading one or two paragraphs. Then after spending the money you’re screwed with smelly stained drawers and a curious look on your face. They make so many promises and make them sound soooooo great, and some, including me, just fall for it every time.

When I was first getting to feel my way around the internet in college, my motto was: fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me again, maybe third time is a charm! It sounded like some kind of gambling addiction. I knew there was a significant risk in marketing opportunities, but I always felt like the next time would be the one. Of course you live and you learn from your mistakes, and as you can tell I was an idiot on many occasions. I was single, in college, and could do what I wanted so throwing away a little money here and there was no big deal.

However, 31 years old, a baby, a husband, a doctorate program, and thousands of miles away from the republican and female oppressive state of Texas, there is no way in hell on earth I will throw away any money on these ratchet azz scams. And when someone says something is free, you better believe you will be giving up something whether it be an email address, a date of birth, your name, SOMETHING. Nothing is ever free.