In My Opinion…life is a damn circus!
Let’s think about what a circus is and what it stands for. We think the circus is about flamboyant clowns, the glimmering costumes of the acrobats, and the not-so-subtle stink of horse and elephant sh*t. The crowd of onlookers are amazed and clap with glee as the circus acts defy all odds and normalcy. Well, attending a circus is much like reading this blog. Instead of being captivated by circus acts from an event, lets look in awe at the circus acts in everyday life.
Our Favorite Circus Acts
Miley Cyrus: has set herself apart from the crowd by acting an utter and complete mess. As the world watched, the twerking sensation teased her audience with abnormal gyrations, and with flat assage in tow. Miley’s annoying antics has labeled her the epitome of a circus act.
Politicians: have stepped into the realm of Miley Cyrus’s antics as they take on clown-like dispositions in order to fool their constituents. Their tricks are mind-blowing, persuading people to vote against their own interests in order to maintain conservative ideals. Their ability to cause female voters to rally against contraception while the market is flooded with penile pills for erectile dysfunction is mind boggling.
Circus Acts We Know Personally
It’s easy to identify the circus acts in the media, but what about those you know personally? There are some occasions in which my behavior was not so normal. Maybe I’m a circus act as well.
Some of my personal circus acts in life are:
- The idiot neighbor who allows his pet to shit in the parking area instead of on the grass.
- The coworker who is unable to hold his farts until he reaches the bathroom.
This blog is all about a mom having a good laugh at life. All opinions are encouraged and accepted here. Let’s have some fun!