Spontaneous Urination

Sheryl Underwood is my soror and one of the past presidents of our national sorority. Currently she is a host of The Talk. Why in the hell did she think it was pertinent that she inform America that she pisses herself spontaneously is beyond my understanding. I mean think about it. Now, since she has informed the world about her leakage problem, people will always think “Is she pissing right now?”

If I had “pissy leakage problems” from a hysterectomy, there is no way in hell I would share this information to no damn body. People would not know that while I’m working, I’m actually urinating on myself. I empathize with her, and would never wish this condition on anyone, but no one would know about it either.

I hope that the Depends brand is compensating her appropriately, but DAMN! We don’t have to know that you are pissing yourself throughout the damn day.

Author: Opinionated Mommy

Opinionated Mommy has a lot of sassy conjecture about the drama that surrounds us all. She dwells on topics that range from celebrity news, entertainment, parenting, politics, and personal experiences that drives the drama of our lives. Life is a damn circus and we are the circus acts!

9 thoughts on “Spontaneous Urination”

  1. Ok…you really should put a “please put down your coffee before reading this post” disclaimer at the beginning of this. I now have to clean my “don’t touch under any circumstances” fancy, schmancy monitors.

    So, so funny, though…thank you for that. 🙂

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