TWERK IT, TWERK IT, TWERK IT…

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Let me first start off by saying that I have tried twerking it for the hubby with no success. I hope there is a class on YouTube I can take to improve my technique (lmao); but just know that ish stays where it should, in the bedroom. However, I’m not throwing any shaderade your way. There is nothing wrong with your grown azz twerking on YouTube because you have the right to make a donkey of yourself. Personally, many people who are showing their jelly beans and pop cycles have some deep self-esteem issues that have never been resolved. Whatever you do in your free time is your business, and obviously all of YouTube.

The twerking phenom has been stripped and repackaged, this is just the 2013 version. People have been shaking their azzez since the beginning of time. Anyway, I could care less about millions of grown people bouncing their azzez on garbage containers, what isn’t appropriate is uploading a video of your child twerking it in some cut off shorts and a tank top. Parents be aware that there are child predators trolling the internet just looking for children to watch for their pleasure, and you are providing them with all the footage they need.

I know I sound real snooty right now and yall think I have my panties all in a bunch, but I have empathy and have tried Visualization and walked through a situation in which my child started twerking:

 I’m chilling over my cousin’s house and we watching the new Busta Rhymes video featuring Nicki Minaj. I guess the children heard the video “Twerk it” in the other room and decided to watch. I was uneasy because the video is nothing a child should watch, especially a little girl. There are gyrating women every where shaking every 3 inches of their 30 inches of azz. DANG. The kids started dancing, jumping around looking crazy, just messing around at first, then my little cousin decides she would dance like Nicki Minaj. At this point during my visualization I ignored her because my mental daughter Chloe, continued to do the awkward kid dances at first. Oh, but not before long, that little heffa started twerking and showing all these variations of twerking. I felt the anger rising and a wave of heat washed over me. I was seeing red. I continued my mental role play to get the full gist of what I would do if someone tried to video my baby. The drama continued when my little cousin wanted to do a split and twerk the floor while her mother recorded it with her iPhone. At that point in my role play, I snatched up my child and got the hell up out of there. You ain’t putting my child on the internet twerking no damn floor.

Ok, so after that experiment I knew that no parent in their right mind would feel comfortable about their child being posted online doing something that may be considered sexual in nature. If we analyze the twerking phenom for how it is defined, it is the representation of yourself as a sexual being and having a great time, and listening to banging music. That is appropriate for grown women, but not little girls or teenagers who should be worrying about school and participating in extracurricular activities. I’ve seen YouTube videos in which the mother is twerking on the side of her daughter, basically sending a message that this type of behavior is normal.

Author: Opinionated Mommy

Opinionated Mommy has a lot of sassy conjecture about the drama that surrounds us all. She dwells on topics that range from celebrity news, entertainment, parenting, politics, and personal experiences that drives the drama of our lives. Life is a damn circus and we are the circus acts!

7 thoughts on “TWERK IT, TWERK IT, TWERK IT…”

  1. I don’t have enough booty to twerk but I can shimmy like no one else’s business! However, I will keep that private and certainly not teach my daughter that. What the heck is wrong with some people?

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    1. Girl, I have no idea what these parents are thinking. I just wish they would understand that once the vid is out there in internet land it is there forever. I thought that was so hilarious about the shimmying. I think my but is just a little too big. I’m maybe a size 12, and have always been curvy with a round butt, but I just can’t bring myself to let go of the azz muscles like the girls in the video, not even in front of the hubby. I’m thinking maybe I need some shots of Patron to get that done. I don’t see how people are brave enough to put the vids online. i would be mortified. lmao!

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  2. Hey southern gal, your blog didn´t just accept my last comment, Though I can´t produce it word for word, It was just to say i noticed this type of stuff being pushed down kids throats on Top of the Pops, a UK pop music show thirty years ago and didn´t think it right for kids,

    Dancers rubbuing their crotches on TV is basically like old men rubbing their crotches in the street, however much some people my like it. If you dont like the same stuff on the street, why is is so much better on TV? What, just because they´re old men rather than young girls?

    It´s little surprise that a lot of the TV people involved in Top of the Pops in the UK are now under investigation for pedophilia, as the programme was a favourite among kids, Of course, I was denounced as a prude at the time, though I have nothing against soft porn or other tyoes f porn in general,but not where kids have easy access to it. Neither do i regard having fun with sex as porn.

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    1. Thanks for stopping by. When I go on YouTube, I am disgusted to see so many young girls degrading themselves. I understand that parents can’t be everywhere all the time, but I hope once they find out about the azz twerking they address the meaning of self-respect. Children are going to be exposed to “the world” no matter what, but if you have parents who encourage inappropriate behavior then you get these half nude teens shaking it for the world.

      All in all, I have absolutely no idea what you’re actually saying. lol

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