I just can’t stop laughing. These people on Facebook are some of the most creative peeps on the planet. Never in a million years would I have thought to combine these two in the same pic. LMMFAO…
I didn’t have a personal stake in the decision for gay rights today, but I want to say congrats to all who are impacted by this decision. I’m from the south so I know many people who are enraged at this point. It’s hilarious to see these Facebook posts. When I started seeing comments that included Sodom and Gomorrah I politely exited Facebook and went about my day. It’s not the end of the world people, get over it.
I’m no Gay person or advocate, but what someone does in their bedroom has absolutely nothing to do with me and my family. People should be able to live their lives without judgement from me, who is far from perfect. I am a Christian and my heart tells me to leave this matter to God because I am a sinner like the next man. We can sit here and argue about what the bible says till the cows come home, we live in a nation where there is supposed to be a separation of church and state, so there was absolutely no legal basis for denying any entire group of people the right of marriage.
Now lets get to the responses from the Conservatives because you know they are about to come up with the most ignorant azz shyt you will ever see and hear on this matter.
I laughed from a very healthy place when I heard this nonsense. Ted Cruz actually said “Today is the Darkest 24 Hours in our nations history.” Well, I’m pretty sure I can come up with a few examples that could be considered worst than granting healthcare to Americans, and allowing gay people to marry each other. It was a pretty dark day when some racist idiot murdered nine people while they were having bible study. So excuse me Mr. Cruz if I can’t co-sign your bull shyt like Hannity did throughout this interview of you whining like a little bytch. I’m waiting for the responses from Bill Oreilly and the rest of the conservative horde to give their biases/hateful opinion about the SCOTUS decision. Maybe Fox News will leave the United States and relocate to Canada. Let them deal with all the hateful shyt spread by this crap network.
The Tea Is Served: The media and everyone from celebrities to so-and-so’s baby daddy has had an opinion regarding Rachel Dolezal’s ethnic identity. She has made her rounds to the news outlets, accept Fox, and we are now more confused than we were when she was first confronted by that rude azz reporter demanding to know her race.
We have not learned a darn thing about Rachel accept that she continues to live in her own dimension and even being confronted with reality has not changed her mind about being black. Now that we know that she will continue to identify as Black, can we move the hell on and get a damn pedicure already. I don’t understand why people continue their outrage and surprise. This woman obviously has some issues. Her parents also have their own issues with their biological son standing trial for allegedly being a damn child molester.
I just want us to move on and let this woman live. Yes I agree that she is a pathological liar and nothing she says is credible, but at the end of the day she isn’t hurting any of us. More commentary or “breaking news segments” aren’t necessary at this damn time geesh…
The Tea Is Served: I am getting so sick and tired of people posting all of their personal shyt on Facebook Timeliness. Checking my timeline is like taking a long dark journey through the most deranged thoughts and confessions of the mentally ill. There are posts about getting azz, washing azz, and eating azz on my timeline. To think that I have so many FB friends who are experiencing such adversity…and have the nerve to share this garbage with the world.
Ok…let me stop lying, checking my Facebook timeline is sometimes the most entertaining part of my day, as people have no filter when they are behind their computers and mobile devices. And for some reason, people are getting into Facebook Wars and want to share just how pissed off they are at a friend or relative. My favorite are the passive-aggressive posts in which the pissed off person avoids using a friend’s name, but that friend is fully aware who that post is directed towards. Peep this recent post:
“If any motherf**kers have a problem with me come and see me instead of doing all that bumpin’. I ain’t the one bit*h. If you feel like I’m talking to you than you a guilty motherf#$ker.”
Just let me say this, these people who are having Facebook wars and confessions, are still friends with their families and coworkers. It’s safe to assume that they are also getting these horrific posts in their timelines as well. Do better people!
The Most Ridiculous Confessions on Facebook
This topic is perplexing as I have never met one white person who has lived their lives pretending to be Black. I have met white people who assimilated themselves into Black culture due to environmental factors such as residing in a predominantly Black area, but never to the extent as Rachel Dolezal. I have read many comments on #Blacktwitter and I have to say that my response was more of pitty than anger.
Rachel Dolezal may have some identity issues, and she may be mentally ill, but nothing is sadder than your own parents exposing you on national television. I understand that they may feel hurt that she has identified a black man as her real father when both of her parents are white, but dang, they have sparked a nation-wide debate involving their own daughter. My question here is, what happened between Rachel and her parents for her to abandon the identity of her own family? Not only will her story be investigated, so will the parent’s story. What occurred in their family that instigated the identity change?
Yes, there is some backlash on #blacktwitter calling for Rachel to lose her position as the president of the NAACP. Despite what people may think, the NAACP allows persons who are not Black to serve as president, the problem is she misrepresented herself . Usually when politicians gain office under false pretenses, the public demands that the person resign. At this time, Rachel’s position as the president of her local NAACP continues; however, she may have alienated those who voted her in as president. I personally want to know more about her journey in changing her racial identity and what part does her parents play in this situation?
Now as for people calling this #transcolor and #transracial and comparing this situation to Bruce Jenner’s transition, you can kiss my ever loving behind.
Surprisingly I have fell in love with Oxygen’s Prancing Elites Project and can’t stop watching these males dancing their little hearts out in sequined leotards and flesh toned tights. When the promo commercials were airing I was like, this is gonna be so damn entertaining. My husband, on the other hand, just shook his head and turned away from the television. Most straight men aren’t fans of the show, but so what, that’s their problem.
If you haven’t tuned in, the show follows a dance team of men who perform in women’s uniforms and costumes . Their dancing style is similar to that of female African American dance teams that perform at the university level. The team struggles to book gigs and is often faced with criticism and disdain. Some of the earlier episodes document the constant rejection from parades and events that female dance teams are historically dominant. However, the show isn’t all about the struggles of gay men in leotards trying to be accepted in society. The amusing and flamboyant personalities of each team member elevates the show to an entertaining commodity.
Kentrell’s Protruding Gut
Moving on…Episode 4 thankfully discussed an issue I have been having since the show aired. Kentrell has this firm and intimidating stomach that protrudes through all of his leotards. I used to be on a drill team in high school and when purchasing our costumes and uniforms, we had to take into account the weight and shape of each girl. Well, the Prancing Elites keep wearing these skimpy azz uniforms that are quite damaging to Kentrell’s appearance. During their performances I am consistently distracted by his elephantine girth. When episode 4 aired I was relieved that the team members had the courage to speak with him about his protruding gut because this fan was like DAMN!
Dancing Elites on Oxygen
The viral video of the moment is our very own green haired Avatar-looking fellow who has made the quote “peace of burger from Burger King” #pob, a popular hashtag on Facebook and other social media outlets. My first response was, what the hell? and oh my lawd!
Courtney Barnes is seen giving his account of a police involved car accident and decided that he would deliver a rather flamboyant rendition that has captivated the public. In addition to his ambitious performance, he wore neon green weave harnessed through a baseball cap and a drawn uni-brow outlined in gold eyeliner. Let me repeat that…”…and a uni-brow outlined in gold eyeliner.” LMAO!
Yes he is a character and this performance seemed rehearsed, but maybe he is just a natural born performer. Courtney has been a contestant on So You Thing You Can Dance. Maybe show business is in his future; but for now he is a viral phenomenon and unofficial spokesperson for Burger King (lol).
Honestly, I have laughed so hard at Courtney Barnes til tears were dripping down my face. The absolute best quotes from home-chick’s outrageous interview:
- “…I was actually going to buy me a piece of hamburger from Burger King. and I just stopped right in the middle because my hunger just went away.”
- “…and the police car just a twisted around like a tornado girl!”
- “…this police officer just don’t know if he’s gonna make or if he’s gonna tap out.” (While mouth hangs open an awkward amount of time)
- “…Lawd be with this young man…he need a blessing.”
The riveting and sexually explicit film, Fifty Shades of Grey, has made its streaming Amazon debut and is currently available to all the skeptical movie critics who refused to purchase a ticket at the box office.
The initial reviews of the movie were mixed among professional critics and general movie watchers. The critics aggressively attacked the film for a lack of chemistry between the main characters, while regular folk, mainly women, were relatively satisfied with the production.
I was one of those skeptical critics who decided to wait for the streaming version, assuming that the movie was just a tawdry visual replication of the ghastly written novel. If fans of the film are completely honest with themselves, Fifty Shades of Grey is an assemblage of mediocre actors who appear naked in compromising positions without the presence of a significant story line. The directors of the film were heavily dependent on the steamy sex scenes without properly formulating character dynamics. Sex sells, but the lack of a credible story line to fill the void where substance should have parlayed has been detrimental to the credibility of this film.
The characters were flawed individuals who undoubtedly could have used a bit of therapy to sort through their pervasive neuroses. Christian Grey is the most qualified candidate for intense therapeutic intervention, as his character experienced sexual abuse as a minor, and subsequently continued a relationship with his abuser as an adult. He has an inability to engage in healthy relationships, choosing to hang consenting women from the raptors of his million-dollar penthouse in nothing but bare skin and fury handcuffs.
Anastasia Steele may not have suffered childhood abuse, but she definitely struggled with her own ubiquitous distress. She is a twenty-something student who commits to engaging in an erotic relationship with an emotionally handicapped man, and complains when her expectations of a loving relationship are not brought to fruition.
The overall production of the film was quite disappointing and not worth the few dollars it cost on Amazon. We all love sex scenes, but we also enjoy feeling connected to the character and the story. But what did we expect from the movie when the book was so atrociously written?
I’ve recently learned for myself that health professionals attempt to shame women into breastfeeding immediately after the infant is born into this world. It’s been a month since having my second child and I was plagued with guilt over my decision to formula feed my baby just once in the hospital.
After a long night of breastfeeding and attending to a screaming infant, I decided that I would give myself a break and allow my mother to formula feed my infant while I got some much needed slumber. That extra help was a God send…that was until my doctor visited me the next morning. She took one look at the empty formula bottle and questioned why I fed my child formula instead of breastfeeding. Now if I wasn’t in a good mood I would have stated, “that’s my damn business ” and left it at that; however, I felt ashamed under her judgement of me as a mother for not sticking it out throughout the night. I planned on breast feeding for at least the first couple of months, but just that one slip up in the hospital made me feel like a damn failure. Yes, using the word failure when addressing breast feeding may seem to be an overreaction, but that was how I felt due to the hormones and lack of sleep. Now that I feel stronger and sane, I would like to send a shout out to all those health professionals who assault mothers with that judgmental glare and screw you with a long spiked stick.
There are some women who choose not to breast feed and it is their prerogative to make that decision. I know first hand that breast feeding isn’t the beautiful process that some lactation specialists would like you to believe. My nipples feel like burnt tire rubber after my newborn chomps down. As I type now my nipples are throbbing in pain from the devouring of milk every hour and a half. Its hard being a mother, the last thing we need is judgment.
Well, well, well. We can’t go one measly day without a Kartrashian…I mean a Kardashian scandal. This latest so-called “scandal” involves a photo of Khloe Kardashian wearing a niqab. Although I’m not the biggest fan of the family, people really need to get a clue. There have been so many celebrities who have taken random photos of themselves wearing this cultural garb from Madonna to Beyonce.
Let me take this time to complain about the massive media storm of Kardashian stories being shoved down our throats on a daily cycle. Since being on maternity leave, it has come to my attention that these people take too many selfies and the media just eats the shyte up like Skittles. I’m thinking people hate this family more because they can’t get a damn break from the random and unimportant reports. Did we really need to make a scandal out of this selfie which was probably only taken to get a response from the media and evil bloggers such as myself. Why can’t the Kardashians just go away?
I support Mitt Romney’s run for President in 2016! Why? Remember the circus that was the presidential election in 2012? This was probably the most entertaining election of all time. Romney’s gaffs rivaled those of our legendary Vice President Biden’s in every way. With the collaboration of Fox News and Romney’s “corn dog” politics, I am sure that the next election will go down in history as the biggest clown circus on the planet.
“I don’t like mens no more.”
“I will love a women.”
I’m all for people changing their lives on their own terms, but I just don’t think this was truly a good decision. He not even comfortable using the word women and dating in the same sentence hence the incorrect usage. What straight man you know has to say women five damn times to prove his love of the opposite sex? And I know there are some gay people out there a little pissed that he generalized gay men as wearing purses and makeup. WTH? Did you notice that he started speaking as if he were possessed when talking about “mens“?
Life is a damn circus yall!
I ran across this nonsense on Facebook and was immediately disgusted with the image of a woman breastfeeding a dog. I am an advocate for breastfeeding, and even breastfeeding in public, but feeding a pup from your own tit is just a little too much. Please don’t tell me you guys agree with this. I was more disturbed that those who commented on the video thought this was acceptable.
“A mother nurturing a baby. We humans drink milk from animals. Whats the difference here?”
“If y’all think that’s weird what about us drinking cow or & goats milk but that puppy is sucking the shit out off breast though…”
“For all we know, this is a dumped new born pup. Perhaps this was the only way to feed the pup? Besides…we drink cows milk. But I suppose that is ok? And, yes, she could have expressed into a bowl, but a young pup like this may not have been able to drink from a bowl. Perhaps she could have used an eyedropper. It’s hardly THAT offensive though guys. Look around.”
As someone who believes in giving to the less fortunate, I accept the fact that my money may not be spent on food. Sometimes you give and say that you’ve done your part and let it go. Well, the humble giver in the video above was just fed the hell up with being scammed on a daily basis by a woman who was “balling out of control” in her 2014 ride.
There are mixed opinions about this video. Some think the guy shouldn’t have confronted the old lady, while others were highly offended that her ass was scamming people. Personally, I wouldn’t have approached the lady, but I do understand his frustration. You have people working their asses off everyday while “home-chick” sits outside with a damn sign having money just handed to her.
It’s also important for people to know that many of these homeless folks have government assistance including food stamps. So although they are asking for food, they might have a ‘frige packed with food while you chilling at the house with Ramen Noodles.
Sometimes it is better to donate to organized charities than people on the street because at least you have an idea of what cause you are supporting.
Why did you shoot me?
It seems that after many of these shootings that involve a white cop and a black person, there are those who are ready to justify the actions of the cop. Well, just from looking at this video, exactly how can you rationalize the officer’s actions?
This person was stopped for a seat-belt violation as he pulled into a gas station. If you can tell, the dude wasn’t aware that the police was following him until he was asked for his driver’s license. Now when complying with the officer, he quickly reached into his vehicle for the requested item, to be shot four times when he returned, with his wallet in his hand.
Are you still wondering whether this shooting was justified? What about after the victim was shot two more times while his hands were up with his wallet in his hand? Can that at least be factored in to your justification for this man being shot…in broad day light?
I understand that plight of police officers. My mother was a police officer for twenty years and I was scared for her everyday that she walked on shift. However, there has to be some sort of training provided for these officers who are scary as shit every time a person tries to quickly comply with a request.
Popular Idiotic Justifications
1. He shouldn’t have dove into his car: well, since he anxiously reached into his car to comply with the officers demand, he deserves to be shot four times? (eye roll)
2. Well all officers know that black men commit most violent crimes: the problem here is…he was stopped for a seat-belt violation as he pulled in to a gas station. So, does this justify being shot four times? Furthermore, just because there are black criminals, you can’t possibly criminalize an entire population of people. Only idiots say shit like this!
3. Cops must protect themselves: From seat-belt bandits? I understand that this is a hard profession, but officers should also understand how to properly assess a situation. There must be some accountability on the officer’s part. We need smarter officers!
4. The officer felt threatened: This also goes to the officer’s ability to think critically in these situations. If he is pulling this man over for a seat-belt violation at a packed gas station, maybe he isn’t about to rob the place, maybe he is about to…purchase gas (who knew). Any how, you don’t shoot first and say you’re scared later.
I want to know your honest opinions regarding this situation! Would you have shot this person twice more after he put his arms up, with his wallet in the air?
When considering the credibility of Fox News, not much really shocks you. After the complete Ray Rice elevator footage was released, this idiotic host, Andrea Tantaros, wanted to know why Obama didn’t stand up and make a statement.
“I wanna know, where is the President on this one?” and “Why doesn’t he lead?”
You want to know where he is? He’s updating his wardrobe so his suit colors won’t start another conflict with ISIS or conservative republicans with nothing else better to complain about.
Ray Rice was released from the Ravens today when the footage was released. I sincerely believed they should have fired him when the incident occurred instead of suspending him for two weeks. The footage is quite disturbing. This man should be in jail.
I am the last person to easily get offended at nonsense, but I do believe at your wedding you must take into account that there will be children present. Your guests also expect that the bride won’t “drop it like it’s hot” while walking elegantly towards her husband to-be.
I enjoy those cute wedding marches where the bridesmaids and groomsmen are appropriately dancing down the aisle with glee. But yall, this woman’s wedding song has some explicit words plus the stripper moves to match.
Circus Act of the Day
Nicki Minaj Bounces Ellen Degeneres Rump in Anaconda Video
My Facebook friends are so awesome! They are always posting the silliest photos and videos that I use here in my personal circus. If you haven’t seen Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda video, check it out in a few posts below. Those of you who have seen it know that this point in the video is when Nicki is slapping a dancer on her extremely voluptuous ass. That look on Ellen’s face is priceless.
Ellen’s Ass Pads
Ellen, of course being her genuinely funny self, photo shopped herself in this part of the video and it made me choke on my 5 hour energy shot. Y’all, can you imagine Ellen twerking her ass? Not in a million years. But here she is in all of her glory with the booty shorts, and maybe some ass pads tucked in there.
You Just Got To Love Ellen
Although I have no time to tune into her talk show, I love how she highlights the talents of normal people who would have never been asked to be on television. There are just so many great people in the United States and she recognizes that not all are able to have such a nation wide platform. What I have learned from Ellen’s personality is the fact that she can laugh and have fun at our circus acts, and make us smile when our days may not be going as great as we want them to. Go Ellen!
I’m ashamed to admit that since I have discovered Pretty Little Liars on Netflix, I haven’t been able to binge-watch any other series. I binge watch whatever series has more than one season, which ultimately means there is some substance to the show. After watching the first episode, there was no way I could not stay around to figure out who the hell was the villain “A”.
The show surrounds four teenage girls who are all facing some sort of adversity in their lives after their “friend” disappears, and is later found to be dead. Let me first start off by saying that I didn’t understand the girls’ obsession with finding Allison’s killer, because if I’m honest, Allison was a total bitch who was black mailing half of the town. She was mean to her best friends, and even referred to Hannah as “Hefty Hannah.
These four girls, Hannah, Emily, Aria, and Spencer found themselves distancing after the death of bitchy Allison, because ultimately she held the crew together. However; after a long summer break, and Aria returning from a hiatus in Europe, the girls were reconnected as they bonded over investigating the murder of their…friend.
Let me first state that if you are a fan of fashion, this is the show for you. These teenage girls are wearing thousand dollar boots and flaunting the best outfits I could never afford in high school. It was very obvious that the girls were from privileged families with parents who had very high expectations for their futures. Nothing wrong with that! They live in a very small town, and we all know that small towns have minions who play their roles very well.
My favorite, but most annoying character is Spencer. She is the genius who has a pattern for flirting with her sister’s boyfriends. It never failed, she persistently had an attraction to these men, even though they were considerably older and she was only in high school. Spencer’s history with Allison wasn’t all hugs and kisses, as this blonde little evil tramp habitually blackmailed Spencer about her affairs. Please be reminded that these girls were supposed best friends since middle school.
Spencer was constantly in the middle of everyone’s business. She was a genius and very competitive teenage girl affluent in figuring out conspiracy theories. This chick was relentless. Spencer’s mind is always racing with theories of who murdered her frenemy, even accusing her own relatives for answers. At first she blamed Ian, her brother-in-law, and for a time she thought her own sister was involved in the “A” conspiracy. At the end of the day, Spencer will sell her own family down the river to prove her theories correct. Scary friend to have if you ask me.
In the real world, if my sister murdered a girl that everyone hated, and the police had no suspects, I wouldn’t say a damn word. I’m sorry, but this bitch treated me like shit and then I’m supposed to feel sorry for her after she is wacked? Whatever!
This bitch is the ultimate follower in this little coven of teenagers with nothing better to do but chase conspiracy theories about a bitch who would have sold them into white slavery for a Coke with her name plastered on the front.
Aria is significant because she returned from Europe, went to eat at a bar (yeah, unrealistic for a 16 year old), and ran into Ezra Fitz, a twenty-something high school teacher. Turns out, Ezra becomes Aria’s English teacher at the beginning of the school year. The couple attempted to stay away from each other but were unable because of raging horniness. Only the coven of liars were privy to their relationship throughout the entire first and second season. Oh, well, “A” was privy to her little secret, and often used it against Aria for purposes of blackmail (yes that word again). Their relationship didn’t start to become a dramatic theme until the romance was gone, and Ezra was out of a job for technically being a child molester.
Of all the girls, Aria was the most fashionable. Her father worked as a college professor at Hollice University, and her mother worked at an art gallery for a time; but she ultimately started working at Aria’s school.This was a huge problem because Ezra was screwing her daughter at his apartment almost everyday after school.
The second portion of Aria’s story also included knowing that her father was involved in an extramarital affair before their trip to Europe. Aria confronted her father about the affair and they both made a pact not to tell her mother. This was a disloyal move in my book because I would have sang this news to my mother like a nesting mocking bird. Dads are awesome, but there is just something about a mother’s love. Eventually, A decided to let the cat out of the bag by sending Aria’s mother a letter with the truth. Yeah, “A” was pretty much a pain in EVERYONE’s ass.
The gay character who was outed by “A”. When she started a relationship with the character Maya, she was happy and didn’t care who knew of her carpet munching tactics. When her parents found out, they were furious, but like loving parents, they got over it real quick.
Emily was a little annoying because she chose a relationship with the masculine looking girl who tried to drown her, I might add. You can’t tell me there aren’t other gay girls in high school without anger issues she could have chose. In fact, Emily is the prettiest character on the series.
I found her story line a little sad and boring. She was almost murdered by a psycho dude posing as Maya’s cousin, who tried to stab her while they struggled at the top of a light house. “A”was a bitch to her, but really, I can’t remember what happened in the first seasons because her story line was boring me to pulp. (eye roll)
The girls started receiving text messages from “A”, who was torturing the girls through blackmail. These suburban girls had so many damn secrets throughout the show I caught myself rolling my eyes and asking myself “why in the hell am I watching this?” But of course, I thought after they uncovered the identity of “A”, there would be another story line that wouldn’t make me cringe.
What can I say about Hannah? She was ultimately the cause of all of this bull shit because of her previous social status in school. Before Allison recruited the then “Hefty Hannah”, she and Mona were best friends. However, Hannah desired to be in the it-crowd, so she accepted Allison’s invitation and became a permanent fixture in their group. Unfortunately, Mona wasn’t chosen to be in their little secret society. Throughout the seasons, Hannah dissed Mona on many occasions so she could hang out with her new crowd. I never would have guessed that “A” would have been someone so close, and so affectionate to Hannah.
There were many significant occurrences in Hannah’s story line. Her mother ripped off an old lady in order to support their fancy lifestyle. “A” found out about the money and made their lives a living hell. Hannah fell in love with a homeless boy who was initially working for “A”. The coven found out that another female on their block was also doing a little manipulating and other eye-rolling moments. We will get to that evil bitch later.
Hannah had a motive to want Allison dead like her other close friends, but she immersed herself in Spencer’s obsession in finding justice as they all did. The accusations and dwelling through people’s personal shit was getting a bit repetitive each episode and yet I continued to watch, waiting to find out who was “A”.
This Mona chick was “A” all along. She played the air head wanna-be popular character, but in actuality, her intelligence rivaled even Spencer’s. I had brief thoughts that it could be Mona in the first place, but I just thought she was too close to Hannah to inflict such torture onto her and her friends. Yep, Mona suffered a psychological break down and attempted to kill Spencer in the woods during a masquerade ball.
Mona was sent to the insane asylum where Hannah, with her retarded ass, decided that it was her duty to visit her ex-best friend for support. The first few visits Mona looked right through Mona as if she weren’t in the room. But after every visit, Mona miraculously improved.
I’m not going through the entire story, but Mona wasn’t crazy, she was just evil and wanted revenge for being left out of the popular group at school. Can you say…shallow as hell? Anyway, now she has been released from the insane asylum and has vowed her loyalty to Hannah and her friends. People are actually buying the innocent routine, but the main characters are aware that she is still full of shit and out for revenge. I am still in the process of watching the series. It is so damn addictive.
Let me quick about this evil bitch! When her character was introduced, she was blind and required a walking cane. Don’t judge me yet because you will hate her too if you start to watch this series.Jenna had every reason to want revenge by making the coven’s lives hell. The four girls in the group through a fire cracker in Jenna’s garage and blinded her because the house caught on fire. Ever since that night, she has been plotting and planning by using other characters to do her bidding. She used Hannah’s boyfriend Kaleb to spy on her because Allison hid a video showing that Jenna and her step-brother Tobi were having an inappropriate relationship. Well, I wouldn’t call it just inappropriate because she blackmailed Tobi into having sex with her. Jenna said that she would tell their parents that Tobi forced himself onto her if he didn’t lay down the pipe. Another eye roll!
Check out the series because I would be writing for hours trying to explain this sick bitch tactics. Eventually, she had eye surgery and was able to see again, but she lied about it for three months. It was utterly ridiculous and I wanted to just claw her eyes out at that point. Like, really, why haven’t they killed you off already?
I’m Addicted and I Hate It
Y’all there is so much bullshit that goes on in this series there is no way to address it in one post. I haven’t even seen all the seasons. I must say this, even though “A” was identified, it was just revealed that there is another gives Mona her orders. So here we go again trying to figure out the conspiracy surroundings these girls. Like really, Allison was the straight up bitch, why in the hell are these “A” ass tards torturing them. So far this has been going on for two years. What is the damn point? But I will be visiting netflix to find out more. (sigh)
Murder at Walmart
We have all heard the news regarding the Walmart shooting in which John Crawford, an African American man was walking around the store with a pellet gun that he retrieved from the store shelves. A customer called in to the police and reported that there was a man waving a gun in Walmart. The SWAT team responded in military gear and confronted the suspect with the alleged deadly weapon. Police report that they demanded the suspect put down the weapon, and he refused…and you know the rest.
Recent News in Walmart Murder
In recent headlines, and after the video was released to the family and their attorney, there is a different story being told. According to surveillance, the “suspect”, John Crawford, was actually leaning on the pellet gun like a cane while he was on his cell phone when confronted by SWAT. Before the “suspect” could turn around and state that the toy/pellet gun wasn’t real, he was gunned down in Walmart. This information was described by the family’s attorney, but the video has not been released to the public. Draw your own conclusions, I could care less.
Open Carry in Walmart…With No Murder!
Not long before this incident, there were 2nd Amendment activists taking part in their right to “open-carry” in Walmart. We have all seen the pictures of the idiots carrying around military weapons to purchase milk. Law enforcement was not notified of this event, and if they did, the SWAT team surely stayed at the precinct sipping hot coffee and eating day old donuts. There were also individuals participating in “open-carry” in restaurants, maybe the cook would ensure their meal was extra hot. The difference in these events, these were white men who were not harassed by the police not once. In contrast, you have an individual who grabbed a toy/pellet gun off the shelves in a store, and instead of considering “open-carry”, the cops only saw an African American male’s backside, a pellet gun, and a cell phone.
Covering the Bases: Black on Black Crime
African Americans are faced with adversity in certain communities in which Black and Brown people are taking each other’s lives daily. The communities are blanketed with criminal and drug activity that imprisons residents whose economic strife prevents mobilization. This is presented in this article as there is always that one person who states, “what about black on black crime?” There is a definite problem in communities where young men and women are not aware of the opportunities afforded others and turn to drugs and violence. This is a known problem, so thank you for the reminder in advance. This still does not justify the murder of this individual who basically was armed with a toy in Walmart.
Yesterday, Obama had the audacity to put this nation’s security at risk when he decided to where a tan suit at his press conference. Ronald Reagan would have never in his right mind offended the public is such a fashion. Now the Russians and China have raised their terror alerts waiting for an ISIS retaliation because of the president’s choice in wardrobe.
Who started this bull? GOP Rep. Peter King was outraged at the President’s presentation and stated that enemies around the world will never take the US seriously with such a horrendous choice in fashion. He called the President inarticulate and claimed that he doesn’t care about international relations…because he wore his Easter suit.
Actually, most sane people could care less about what Obama wears during a press conference. As long as he doesn’t have on a “wife beater”, sagging pants, and a huge gold chain draped around his neck, I could care less what he wears.
This is a great deterrent from taking things that’s not yours. When I was younger, I stole some bubble gum from the store, and when my mother found out, we returned to the store and she made me apologize. But that wasn’t it! There was also an ass whooping involved. But I guess this method works too.
Sheryl Underwood is my soror and one of the past presidents of our national sorority. Currently she is a host of The Talk. Why in the hell did she think it was pertinent that she inform America that she pisses herself spontaneously is beyond my understanding. I mean think about it. Now, since she has informed the world about her leakage problem, people will always think “Is she pissing right now?”
If I had “pissy leakage problems” from a hysterectomy, there is no way in hell I would share this information to no damn body. People would not know that while I’m working, I’m actually urinating on myself. I empathize with her, and would never wish this condition on anyone, but no one would know about it either.
I hope that the Depends brand is compensating her appropriately, but DAMN! We don’t have to know that you are pissing yourself throughout the damn day.
Beyonce Shuts Down Divorce Rumors
The MTV Video Music Awards morphed into the Beyonce Video Music Awards today. There is no shame to admit that I am a huge fan, so it was a real treat for me to see another epic show from the queen. The awards show was just snippets of the On the Run Tour, which I was able to attend. If you have never seen Beyonce or Jay Z live, you are missing out on two epic performers.
As we all have been bombarded with rumors of divorce and separation, Beyonce and Jay Z so eloquently demonstrated their love for their daughter and one another while she was presented with the Michael Jackson Vanguard Award. Beyonce became emotional and embraced both Blu Ivy and Jay Z while the moon man was passed along to a much deserving entertainer.
What does this say about the rumor mill?
Who knows. Personally, I think every marriage has its ups and downs, and billionaires are no different. Of course the rumors will never subside as news outlets are fulfilling their rating quota in order to stay relevant.
However; what if they are headed for divorce and are trying to get along for the child? Again that would be their business. But it is important for people to understand that these two people still love and respect one another no matter their personal problems. I hope that they continue to raise their child among two people who will continue to love one another, even if it’s not a romantic love.
The ice bucket challenge has encouraged many celebrities and “normal” people to dump ice cold water on themselves for the cause of ALS. Rihanna so eloquently accepted the challenge during the Monster Tour. Despite her sometimes nasty attitude, she has answered the challenge in support of a great cause. I am a huge Rihanna fan, so I respect her participation in the cause.
Recently, my husband’s staff nominated him to take part in the challenge. In the back of my mind I thought “Oh shit, he’s gonna nominate me next and I just got my hair braided.” The same day he was nominated, he brought home this huge bucket and went outside on the patio to execute the challenge. Our toddler stood at the door watching his daddy pour the bucket on himself, and decided he needed to be apart of it. So little junior pulled off his diaper and proceeded to piss everywhere. (Okay, maybe the diaper and pissing has nothing to do with this, but why am I the only one to suffer).
After my nomination, I was given 48 hours to complete the challenge. My hubby had the nerve to nominate his mother as well. Really? You gonna nominate your mom? If I nominated my mother she would have said, “I’m sorry baby but mama’s bones don’t do so well in the cold.” I don’t want to complete the challenge so I know my mother won’t be participating in anything that causes her bones to ache.
Yall, I really don’t want to do this shit. I figure my husband has done the challenge for both of us. He can also send in the money for both of us too. I promise that I am not some selfish ass with no soul, but why the cold ass water? It has now been 72 hours since the challenge and I have held out as long as I can. Maybe the hubby has forgotten or will give me a pass.
Iggy Azalea is not so fancy after falling her ass off the damn stage at a pre-VMA event. We have seen all the big stars fall. Beyonce fell down about twenty steps during one of her concerts, so maybe its time for the fancy star to earn her stripes.
I only posted this video after finding out that home-chick was ok; then I allowed myself to laugh hysterically! I know y’all probably thinking I’m wrong, but Iggy isn’t the only fool who has taken a fall.
One day I was browsing the aisles of Office Depot and I found something that I liked. I bent down to grab the item, but I lost my footing and grabbed the shelf, which caused the entire shelf to fall forward on top of me. There I was lying on the floor with a damn shelf holding me in place. I yelled for help for about ten minutes before anyone came to rescue me. So, I feel entitled to laugh at people making fools of themselves.
I wasn’t going to address the issues occurring in Ferguson, MO, but I thought it was hilarious that the media thought this police captain was flashing gang signs while interacting with the protesters. He is a member of a national Black fraternity known as Kappa Alpha Psi.
When I was in college, I was honored to be chosen for one of the national Black sororities. It enhanced my college experience and I learned a lot about my heritage, and I was able to volunteer in destitute communities. My Chapter of Zeta Phi Beta Sorority, Inc (1920) donated books and built water wells in Africa.
My sister always joked with me about sororities and fraternities being gangs, but they are far from it. It is about making a difference in the community and…well…I partied like there was no tomorrow. lmao!
Black fraternities and sororities were created because during the time of their creation, African American students were not allowed to join white fraternities. During those days, there was a lot of blatant racism and discrimination that excluded persons of color from joining certain groups on campuses. So of course, Black people formed their own.
So here we are in 2014 and people are unaware of certain fraternal symbols and ultimately assume the safest assumption, these must be gang signs. I ultimately fault the media because we assume that they are educated individuals. But I won’t attack lay persons who probably never been to college and are ignorant to Black Greek life. I thought it was sad that this individual, who was trying his best to calm looters and protesters was labeled a gang member because people did not understand his hand gestures.
My husband belongs to a rival black fraternity, Phi Beta Sigma, which is also the brother fraternity of Zeta Phi Beta Sorority. But I wanted to high light Kappa Alpha Psi just to demonstrate that it is a brotherhood of college educated men that has absolutely no affiliation with street gangs.
“He Can Tell I Ain’t Missing No Meals”
The release of Nicki Minaj’s official video for “Anaconda” has compiled 28 million views since being released…two days ago. Now for all you guys who visit regularly, I am always talking shit about Miley Cyrus with her no-ass-at-all ass. I complain about her touching her crotch and all, but I didn’t know how to feel about Nicki’s video.
Offended or inspired?
Nicki’s video is a group ass-twerking phenomenon among men, and an inspiration for women with flat asses. However, would you want your daughter to watch some mess like this? I know I wouldn’t! But here is the thing, I like the video. It has given me inspiration to do those painful squats every night before bed. Can you be inspired and offended at the same time?
What is this b#tch secret?
What man you know will complain about all the gyrating asses in this video? The video reaction clips on Youtube will have you in tears. My question has always been, how in the hell did she get her ass like that? I can’t be the only straight female who wants to know. What the hell is her secret?
What are your thoughts?
Well, we know the state of the music industry around the world! But what are your thoughts?
Have you ever had a friendship with someone who turned into one of those toxic persons who enjoy reveling in other people’s pain? Sometimes the friendship will never work because a person’s personality changes to shyt.
After severing a life long relationship with a so-called best friend it takes its toll, but in the end you are reminded why you severed the relationship in the first place. Your childhood friend transforms into a total bytch that you can’t trust worth shyt. You can tell her one thing in a phone call, and in the next five minutes you get calls from people enraged because they heard the shyt you just told the bytch in confidence. If you have known someone since childhood, doesn’t that at least give you an hour of loyalty?
After a few years of broken communication with this person, you finally decide that maybe having a relationship on Facebook is safe and appropriate. Well, the problem with this idea is…every post this person writes enrages you to a point that you are angrily commenting on shyt you would never express publicly. The rage that you continue to feel inside could derive from the inevitable loneliness that you felt once that relationship dissolved, and it could be that this person’s personality is severely infuriating because you have grown to love life without the drama.
Whatever the reason…your azz is unfriended!
“You God Damn Son of A Ni**er Loving Atheist B#tch”
With all the racial tension in the US, this crazy and obviously drunk bitch was caught showing her ass. LMAO!
“I’m gonna god damn kill you”
Yall, this is some hilarious shit! Officially the circus act of the decade.
Rihanna quite often struts the line between appropriate and possible lewdness. Her Twitter account is the ultimate vehicle for her to display her most outrageous outfits or barely-there moments while jetting around the world. Recently, Rihanna was captured sporting her intimates and boxers to a club, and now we are gifted with a more riveting image of the hip-hop princess.
In her recent shoot, she presented her wild persona, but the elegance and natural dominance of the scene was the element that validated her rise as a fashion icon. The W Magazine shoot asserted the singer’s talent for capturing the most enduring and novel photographs as she posed in a Dancing with the Wolves inspired motif. She appears as an African princess draped with beautiful animal fur and tribal jewelry. In one photograph, Rihanna is accompanied by wolves strategically placed as her companions rather than represent a predatory element.
Rihanna’s W photo shoot progressed from an Afrocentric theme to a historically vibrant narrative that told a story about the most beautiful models of African descent, Naomi Campbell and Iman. The two beauties accompany Rihanna in the celebration of women of color who are deemed fashion icons around the world.
It is only fitting that Rihanna join the ranks of super models and notable fashion icons as she has a take-charge personality in the fashion-industry. The fashionista launched her own clothing line, River Island in 2013, and debuted at New York’s Fashion Week the same year. If there is one thing we know about Rhianna, it is her excellent fashion sense, and bravery when decking herself out in the most talked about garb on the market.
Photo Credits by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott.
Recently, Miley got us all roweled up about her masturbating and molesting Abraham Lincoln with her genitalia, but what are your thoughts about Nicki Minaj and the art for her next single, Anaconda?
I was offended by Miley showing off her nasty azz twat during her concert, but I’m not too offended by this photo.
This may sound a little biased, but let me explain…
The female body can be viewed as a work of art (not Miley, she looks just nasty). The little waist and huge azz is a symbol of health and beauty in the Black community, especially in the south. I have been trying to get my shape like this since I was a teenager. So far I have failed on all accounts, but seems like Nicki is doing just fine in that department.
Don’t laugh at my next comment but, I think it’s a positive step forward for young women to see that you can still be beautiful with a humongous azz. What are your thoughts? lol
Miley Cyrus sparks FCC Investigation
Miley Cyrus has generated more negative attention today as the FCC received several complaints following the NBC airing of the Banger’s Tour. Although the crowd seemed ecstatic when Miley and her colorful entourage hit the stage, adults were obviously offended by the lewd acts performed on stage. If you viewed at least the first 30 seconds of the NBC special, you have an idea of what the concert will represent from the beginning to the end. Miley starts the show wearing a red leotard with white fur around her neck. Weird is not the word you would use for her peculiar appearance; it seemed that she was going for an image catering solely to young girls and confused little boys. The problem with this type of television special is the colliding themes:
- Girls just want to have fun
- Look at me touch my vagina
There is nothing wrong with having fun and incorporating kid-friendly characters in your concert, but performing sex acts on stage in front of these young girls should have raised some red flags with NBC executives. Were they under the impression that this concert was acceptable on television? She has an entire number dedicated to paying too much attention to her groin area. NBC should be fined for their stupidity.
Amid the continuous rumors regarding the marriage of power couple, Jay Z and Beyonce, an unknown rapper chick, Liv, has come forward proclaiming a past emotional relationship with the rap mogul.
To add shame to her cause, the female rapper sampled Outkast’s Sorry Ms. Jackson to taunt Queen Bey. In addition to numerous public appearances, Liv has released a corresponding music video with the titled song, Sorry Ms. Carter. The unknown rapper went on to profess the opportunity of having extramarital relations with Jay Z, but out of respect for Beyonce she chose to thwart the relationship. Liv also criticized Beyonce for teaching young girls how to “ride a surfboard” instead of participating in more socially acceptable activities.
Allegedly, Liv and Mr. Carter shared a joint interest in one another, but the relationship never progressed to a physical extramarital affair. After reading the plethora of gossip columns focused primarily on the supposed cheating scandal, it is obvious that any sane person would dismiss these accusations as nothing but the ramblings of a starving artist desperate for her ten minutes of fame.
The hip hop power couple has maintained an unsolicited media dominance after the infamous elevator mishap in which Solange Knowles rendered a violent beat-down onto Jay Z for unknown reasons. Since the beginning of theirOn The Run Tour, Jay Z and Beyonce have received an overhaul of media coverage focusing on the durability of their marriage. The release of Sorry Ms. Carter has further ignited the rumors of a failing marriage among the Carters.
The Bey Hive will enjoy ripping this woman’s non-existent career to shreds.
Uneducated, But Privileged…Your tea is served…
In my journey as a doctoral student I enjoy studying the minds and behaviors of individuals who I have never encountered in life. I have a firm belief that we learn from our associations with people no matter their cultural influences.
Have you ever met someone who felt as though the fortunes of life were owed to them without putting in the necessary work to fulfill what others have accomplished? We see it all the time on television, but actually witnessing the nonsense up close and personal is rather daunting.
Excuse Me While I Serve This Tea!
I have class so of course the identity of this person will remain anonymous while I proceed with this tirade that has been pooling in my entire being since our first encounter.
Due to cultural stereotypes, people may look upon me and think that I have about six kids, barely a high school education, and the recipient of food stamps. There is no offense here. I understand the hypocrisy of our country, and it has become the norm in the lives of African American women.
I am thoroughly offended when some hoe-bag who ain’t got shit to her name aim for something higher in life without sacrifice. You may have hit the “sugar daddy” lottery and had your entire life paid for with the luxuries of “the Jones”, but that doesn’t erase the reality that you maintain a hood-rat persona, despite the pigmentation of your skin.
A highly educated person, because of her race can be mistaken for a hood rat, but a bimbo living hood rich without a pot to piss in is viewed in a different light. Many might not know what it’s like being an educated African American woman living in America, but I bet its a totally different experience than what other women of differing ethnicities endure.
Before coming after the job that I have stayed in school over a decade to possess, please at least get the basic foundation first before rendering me inept. I was doing this job before you even decided that you needed that GED to possess your little $10 an hour job. I’ve broke my back, upset my family, and sacrificed the happiness of my family to possess what you think you can handle without the proper education. Please! I need some bytches to stay in their lane.
Lesbian forgets she’s not a dude!
There are no words to express the hilarity of this photograph.I have no qualms about lesbians flaunting their stuff, but this is going a little too far gay or straight. What I don’t understand is how the guy in the picture thought it would be a good idea to take a photo with a woman who purposely has her breasts hanging as if she is one of the guys. She is still a woman and should have known better. Maybe she was smoking that “stuff” that day.
No matter the reason, criticizing the penis is hitting below the belt. There are many women who use it as a weapon when the relationship fails. Let’s stop the genital mutilation tactics during crucial times in relationships; it’s a total cliche and in the end, criticizing the penis makes you look like a fool and ruins any chance of reconciliation in the future.
It’s not the size of the ocean
Let’s be real, for realz here. Weren’t you the one who bragged to your messy ass girlfriends that “It’s not the size of the ocean, but the motion of the ocean..or lotion…whatever?” That was your justification for accepting a relationship with a man you loved; and with a man who wasn’t necessarily well endowed. Don’t use this flaw against lil-penis just because of bitterness, it’s the worst insult a man can hear from someone he once loved.
I am still an amateur! My husband said I’m, what’s the word he used? STIFF!!!
I have no idea why this is such a huge deal. As I have mentioned in my last post, people have been shaking their azzes since the beginning of time.
Now that Miley with her no-azz-at-all azz TRIED to twerk, which was an absolute FAIL btw, everyone is so excited about shaking their azz now. Where was the media when Tip Drill came out?
This is the rated X version (I couldn’t find the clean version). If you are under 18 years old, you need to shut down the damn computer and read a book anyway. You are not allowed to view this on my blog.
I don’t have an opinion regarding the appropriateness of the video. I just wanted to demonstrate that twerking has existed for awhile and is highly entrenched in the Hip Hop community. This is a learning moment!!! See how I just turned soft porn into an academic experience? lol
I just moved into these really nice apartment homes where I thought me and the “fam fam” wouldn’t be hindered with incompetent front office staff and insane persons trying to commit suicide once a month. Check out my post regarding the idiot down stairs at my previous apartment and his stand off with a fully armed SWAT team.
I will make this as painless as possible. The people next door can be characterized as a neighbor’s worst nightmare. This woman has five children, a cheating live-in boyfriend, and a little boy who refuses to piss in the toilet. Let me repeat that for emphasis…
…a little boy who refuses to piss in the toilet. (He is around seven or eight by the way)
Our first day in the apartment, the little boy whipped out his junk and peed on the adjoining porch we unfortunately share with his family.
I didn’t understand why his mother didn’t address this issue when he started socializing and understanding proper etiquette, but her azz is lacking some etiquette her damn self because she has no qualms about public self-humiliation. While I was walking from my baby’s room, I heard her door slam and her screaming as if she were in pain. I thought something was wrong. I peeked out the key hole and she was just fine. She stood right outside my door cussing at the woman who cheating with her man. Every word was an expletive, and sorry to say…very entertaining.
I’m not the one to sensationalize certain tragedies but there was no way I could pass up this opportunity without giving my 2 cents and a dollarl. I understand that Miley Cyrus is an adult, but at least have some class about yourself. I won’t even hate on the wardrobe because all pop stars have had a “barely-there” moment from Beyonce, Britney, and definitely Lady Gaga. So it’s not the clothes, even though what she wore was not very flattering. The flesh toned panties accentuated the fact that she has no azz-at-all and leotards should flee upon her arrival.
Fingering or Air Guitar?
The uproar is about the behavior. While trying to rock it out with the air guitar, it appeared as though she were tickling herself…down there. She proceeded to grind and thrust her no-azz-at-all up against anyone and anything in her vicinity while wagging her tongue like a dog in heat. And what was the deal with screwing the baseball finger? How did this violation of the finger add any substance to the performance? She was actually thrusting herself on a finger on national television. She was acting like a horny teenage girl desperate for attention and high on Crystal Meth.
Pandering to Pedophiles?
Let us then analyze the theme of the entire performance. There were care-bears and half-naked women with huge fluffy hair on stage. Miley wore a leotard with a red-tongued cartoon on the front. Who is her audience? Why is she targeting young girls and pedophiles? I was speechless and didn’t know whether to scream or just hurl from disgust. A touch of class can go a long way, Miley!
Don’t you get tired of hearing that old phrase of I’m a grown ass man or I’m a grown ass woman? It’s starting to plague society like that ridiculous Television show Scandal is doing our TV air waves! I mean essentially if you are as grown as you say you are, you should not have to yell it out like a rambunctious child.
The first time I heard this phrase was from a crack head in the parking lot of Stater Bro’s because I failed to give her enough change for a snack at Jack -N- Box, so she say! The crack head became irate when I inquired about the purpose she needed two dollars. She responded “do you got it or not? Don’t be questioning me about no damn two dollars; I’m a grown ass woman!” Now if you know me, you know that I looked at her like you done lost your crack headed azz mind talking to me like that after I just gave you a dollar fifty of my hard earned money. I told her mam, I’m giving you this money because I’m a man of God first and I would want somebody to help me if I was hungry. But let’s be real, you on that powder! I know because I grew up with a crack head that once stole my Starter coat and wore it all summer then sold it for a 10 dollar rock!
Long story short, I informed her that true grownups don’t broadcast it, they show it, they live it, they about it. Growing up is a process not a race. If it were that simple, we’d all be track stars. So if you’re one of those people that like to inform us all that you are grown because you pay 2 bills, please do some self-reflection and GET REAL!!@
Back in the day, but not that long ago,
I was scammed multiple times by marketing schemes and was caught off guard with the gravity of persuasiveness within the article’s content. Expert internet marketers pay professionals to write premium content that can seduce a rigid virgin out of her panties after reading one or two paragraphs. Then after spending the money you’re screwed with smelly stained drawers and a curious look on your face. They make so many promises and make them sound soooooo great, and some, including me, just fall for it every time.
When I was first getting to feel my way around the internet in college, my motto was: fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me again, maybe third time is a charm! It sounded like some kind of gambling addiction. I knew there was a significant risk in marketing opportunities, but I always felt like the next time would be the one. Of course you live and you learn from your mistakes, and as you can tell I was an idiot on many occasions. I was single, in college, and could do what I wanted so throwing away a little money here and there was no big deal.
However, 31 years old, a baby, a husband, a doctorate program, and thousands of miles away from the republican and female oppressive state of Texas, there is no way in hell on earth I will throw away any money on these ratchet azz scams. And when someone says something is free, you better believe you will be giving up something whether it be an email address, a date of birth, your name, SOMETHING. Nothing is ever free.
- Another hot bargain for $2.99 – Cocked and Loaded (adult language) (trsparties.com)
- Watch Out For Those Internet Scams (debtconsolidationusa.com)
Let me first start off by saying that I have tried twerking it for the hubby with no success. I hope there is a class on YouTube I can take to improve my technique (lmao); but just know that ish stays where it should, in the bedroom. However, I’m not throwing any shaderade your way. There is nothing wrong with your grown azz twerking on YouTube because you have the right to make a donkey of yourself. Personally, many people who are showing their jelly beans and pop cycles have some deep self-esteem issues that have never been resolved. Whatever you do in your free time is your business, and obviously all of YouTube.
The twerking phenom has been stripped and repackaged, this is just the 2013 version. People have been shaking their azzez since the beginning of time. Anyway, I could care less about millions of grown people bouncing their azzez on garbage containers, what isn’t appropriate is uploading a video of your child twerking it in some cut off shorts and a tank top. Parents be aware that there are child predators trolling the internet just looking for children to watch for their pleasure, and you are providing them with all the footage they need.
I know I sound real snooty right now and yall think I have my panties all in a bunch, but I have empathy and have tried Visualization and walked through a situation in which my child started twerking:
I’m chilling over my cousin’s house and we watching the new Busta Rhymes video featuring Nicki Minaj. I guess the children heard the video “Twerk it” in the other room and decided to watch. I was uneasy because the video is nothing a child should watch, especially a little girl. There are gyrating women every where shaking every 3 inches of their 30 inches of azz. DANG. The kids started dancing, jumping around looking crazy, just messing around at first, then my little cousin decides she would dance like Nicki Minaj. At this point during my visualization I ignored her because my mental daughter Chloe, continued to do the awkward kid dances at first. Oh, but not before long, that little heffa started twerking and showing all these variations of twerking. I felt the anger rising and a wave of heat washed over me. I was seeing red. I continued my mental role play to get the full gist of what I would do if someone tried to video my baby. The drama continued when my little cousin wanted to do a split and twerk the floor while her mother recorded it with her iPhone. At that point in my role play, I snatched up my child and got the hell up out of there. You ain’t putting my child on the internet twerking no damn floor.
Ok, so after that experiment I knew that no parent in their right mind would feel comfortable about their child being posted online doing something that may be considered sexual in nature. If we analyze the twerking phenom for how it is defined, it is the representation of yourself as a sexual being and having a great time, and listening to banging music. That is appropriate for grown women, but not little girls or teenagers who should be worrying about school and participating in extracurricular activities. I’ve seen YouTube videos in which the mother is twerking on the side of her daughter, basically sending a message that this type of behavior is normal.
As some may know, I am working on my PhD right now and juggling a family and other responsibilities, so it is safe to assume that I am pretty sharp about certain things.
BUT! Yes there is a but! I analyze myself daily and I know exactly how Tracie works, how Tracie thinks, and how Tracie reacts. Job interviews are not the best settings for me to shine. Lol The last interview I had was so horrible I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry it was so
funny and devastating. It was a phone interview. I know you are thinking. Really? A phone interview? I can do that on the toilet while smoking a blunt? Well, as I said before, job interviews are not the the optimum settings for me to shine, it’s like the clouds are generating some serious shaderade on a sistah.
I won’t go into the entire interview, but they asked whether I had any programming experience, and I have but I think I suffered an anxiety-stroke attack ( made up condition) that shut down my brain and just anythang fell out of my mouth. “I sponsored a Diva Day.” Soon as the words Diva and Day fell out of my mouth I knew these people thought I was crazy. Then they wanted me to elaborate on the nonsense, but I think they just wanted some entertainment. They knew it was ridiculous, I knew it was ridiculous, why continue highlighting this critical mistake? I explained that “Diva Day” was a Friday appreciation day for the office. I decorated the tables pink and black and brought cakes and other sweets for us to snack on all day. I boosted morale and it gave all of the social workers and staff an excuse to eat devil’s food for eight hours. Y’all, those people were speechless!!!! and ready to get off that phone so quick after that explanation. I guess I can’t blame them, I’m from the deep south so I sound very different from what they are used to here in California. (Silly Southern Gal)
For the prudes, sometimes I make up my own words or spellings because its my blog and I can do that, OK, thank you!
HOSTILE WORKING ENVIRONMENTS
At least once in your life you will drop every thing and walk out of the door, without caring if the door hits you in the assets. What a grand, unadvised step to take considering the economic pit falls.However, there is this overwhelming moment while sitting at the desk trying to address every client and ensure that reports are submitted by imposed deadlines. Its a rather tedious job, being a social worker and all. Home visits, transporting children to their parent visits, and trying to control foster parents who are, most of the time, crazier than the natural parents. When I walked out the office, followed by my EX supervisor, I yelled….I’M FREE…at the top of my lungs. It felt great! I may be job hunting for awhile, but there was no way I could remain in such a hostile working environment without having a psychotic break.